Why did the atheist cross the road?

March 18th, 2010
  • He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldnâ ™t believe it until he tested his hypothesis

    hehe anyone else?


  • I can't laugh, as it is logical.


  • Because we can see and feel the road. It is really a road. Ever had any proof of god or jesus?


  • What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun.

    One more for luck: What is the definition of something suspicious? A nun doing press-ups in the cucumber field.

    --Shinigami Ceiling Cat


  • Why did Vardarac cross the road?

    So he could get away from all the godawful jokes.


  • Eh, like everyone else, to get to the other side.

    Not that funny.


  • To get away from stupid theists, I suppose.


  • He / she was lied to?


  • To bury the bodies left by the religious people


  • I'll test your hypothesis....
    D:<


  • There was a pub across the road.
    *Drink*


  • Least I am willing to cross and and see the facts of the road and not just stand there and "imagine" one


  • To escape his own arrogance.


  • I am just glad to be an atheist, I could never live with myself If I worshiped a child rapist


  • Why did the theist cross the road?

    Because a book told them to.


  • =]


  • Why did the Christian cross the road?

    They didn't. They prayed to be guided across and got hit by a car.


  • (insert goofy redneck laugh here)


  • To punch the person who ran over the chicken?


  • The Christians were forcing him to through legislation


  • I thought we were having a babby que across the road...that's why I crossed it.....=(

    Here's one. What got both Micheal Jackson and a preist to Wal*Mart? They heard that boys pants were half-off.


  • Okayy..Another use for Christians ticked off the list. Come on guys, try harder.


  • Why did the atheist cross the road?
    His searching for hell.


  • They saw the suits on bikes.


  • Because they aren't afraid of death.







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